Here’s to a wonderful <Insert your favorite early winter celebration>, because we sure as heck need it. I would sincerely like everyone to take it down a notch and go imbibe your favorite relaxant, be it moonshine, a tot of Jameson, a toke, a nice cuppa, or a pair of Twinkies but PLEASE! ENOUGH ALREADY! I mean what the what! Let’s all hope–NO–demand a better 2024 because sincerely, we deserve it.

Now excuse me while I pour myself a nice, tall hard cider and dive face-first into a bowl of ripple tater chips. With onion dip. of course.